so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I pulled some girls weeve trying to pull the stop cord on the bus
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
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