He is like the real live version of the state fair..
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
I sexy timed too hard and there is an ass shaped piece of a ping pong table now missing bc of it. How am I allowed to leave the house without a helmet?
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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