He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
His exact words: "I don't have anything you can't treat with antibiotics."
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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