haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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