He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
The couch is in the bathroom. I don't understand how that is even possible. I couldnt even fit that shelf thingy through the door. Come help. I am about to pee my pants.
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
New Mean Girls drinking game: Everytime someone says Africa or Math, chug.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
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