Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
now i know why i became what i already was.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
how did i get to the car and why are my shoes broken
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Randomize
