we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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