is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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