what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just ate a drumstick out of the garbage. I need a life coach.
shes on the floor puking and texting simultaneously.
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
Who put my cat in the fridge?
Randomize
