Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
Sometimes the gods of alcohol choose to take you on a mysterious journey and you just have to go with it
I basically gave Miranda rights to the guy I hooked up with, jus so we were all clear what was happening
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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