We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
The question is do I invite my fuck buddy to my graduation party now that my girfriend found out about her?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
Just used a NyQuil cup to take a shot. This night is headed nowhere good.
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