we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
I just realized now that you're pregnant we can't use alcohol as currency
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
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