ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Why the fuck is BBQ sauce coming out of my shower head?
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Lets get drunk and then you just wraps me into a present because that sounds like fun after the past 3 glasses of wine I drank
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
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