i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
lets make a pact to never make a pregnancy pact
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Between my sister puke and rallying at the bar and my brother sending a drunk passed out naked pic in which his dick was exposed, I don't know which sibling to be more proud of this weekend.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Randomize