Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I just came up with the perfect plan. Once i'm a dentist i'm going to offer dad a million dollars to divorce mom.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Okay, this next statement may sound like a red flag but I'm tellin you, shotgunning those two beers really helped me love my child more effectively. Honest.
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