if you like me you must not know who I am
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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