All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
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I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
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That was the scariest sex i've ever heard....
It was the best sex i've ever had.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I woke to him laying in the floor puking in a shoe. So I guess we had a good night.
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
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