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Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
Sign #1 that I'm not ready to be a mother: I'm shopping for "maternity fishnets".
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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