): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
this girl is like a spa retreat for my dick
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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