Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Yeah I don't even know dude. This shit has reached new levels of ridiculous. Let's hope baby Jesus gallops down a rainbow on a sparkling unicorn and wills that bitch clean. I think that's the best chance we've got.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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