After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
I think as far as last words to bitter ex girlfriends go, "enjoy that staph infection youre about to get in your uterus" is right up there with the best
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
So here I am, sexting at work.
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