I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Well, I just bought plan b with the tips I made from the job that I slept with my manager. So yeah, that's my life. How's yours?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
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