I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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