yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
I'm getting very mixed reviews. One friend told me to stop drinking bc the last 3 times he's heard from me I've either peed my pants, been throwing up, or people have been having sex beside me.
Strangely enough I'm encouraging you to keep drinking for all the same reasons.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
After the day I've had, I can't decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
FUCK WHALES
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