I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
This is a friendly reminder to try not to shit on the toilet seat. If our 4 year old can manage it, I think you can too.
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
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