so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
I don't have any money, so I'm just gonna press my boobs against him for his birthday.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
I'm standing on the corner in a banana costume and cape with frozen bananas in my utility belt reassessing my life decisions.
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
He radiates elegant sexual dominance. I bet even his balls have pinstripes.
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
