This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
So much rum. So many feels.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
YOU HAVE PISSED AND FUCKED ON LITERALLY EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE
Not everything, just a few things. And only a few times. The odds are really not all that bad when you break it down.
you’ve pissed every time you slept over. there’s no such thing as odds anymore. it’s guaranteed
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
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