kristin has been a bad kristin
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Wore last nights jeans to Christmas Dinner with the fam, found a half gram of blow, while they're praying ill be railing.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I'm just too horny to handle empty house
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