What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
The stripper was super into me until she pulled out my tits then I realized.... This bitch is just using my ass to get MORE TIPS
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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