why didn't you poke me back
saw you had $9 in your checking acct, left $20 on your dresser so you won't be a whore this weekend
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
You know ure stoned when u start thinking about making a bacon smoothie
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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