You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
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