the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Some rando guy literally just put my shoes on and tied them for me because I'm drunk... Is this what it feels like to be a princess?
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
