on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
I just took a dump by candlelight. I feel like a pilgrim.
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
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