i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
Small penises have feelings too.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
today i did the best job ever shaving. like my vagina is PERFECT. plus i straightened my hair for a good hour. if i don't get ass tonight, i'm killing a baby.
One girl peed the bed, one lost her panties, another woke up on the piano, I have pink eye and door knobs are missing. This is why I stay in Nebraska
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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