Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
sorry for making everyone realize you look like bruce jenner
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
I feel like I have African malaria. I just remembered singing Teenage Dream in full to that biker couple at the bar.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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