that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I am eating deep fried cinnamon rolls and I found a lighter in my sprinkles. I miss you.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Apparently you can unlock an iPad by doing a line on the lock screen I'm about to bust that myth
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She fucked my eyebrows.. I've never had that done before.
Wait... Plucked, or Fucked?
Fucked, but I understand your need to clarify
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
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