This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
i love accidental penises.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
So on a scale from 1-10 how gross is it that I used mortuary makeup on my own face?
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
We probably are going to die. So. Thanks for agreeing to be my Maid of Honor even though I torture you.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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