I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
You told my mother that her salad dressing tasted like semen.
Your clothes are in washers 2,3 and 4. I arranged by darks, whites, then frat... I'm not even joking
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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