I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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