I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I'll be on pinterest all night planning crafty things to do with my cats in 10 years.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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