When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'n not even sure we went out, but I know we broke into a cemetery.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
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