I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
Hookup with hot guy from gym, check. Wake up to find he's peed in my closet, double check.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
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