OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
I met his dad. Turns out he was a one nighter from the nurses conference in Vegas. Not sure how to handle this one.
Clearly, you already have. Both of them.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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