My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I seem to have forgotten that I am wearing a one piece bathing suit under my clothes
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Shut the fuck up. It's not the end of the world. Now come get your asshole bleached with me or we're not roommates anymore.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
how do I say, without sounding slutty... That I can take a dick?
So drunk me is not subtlety trying to get her boss to cheat on her husband and have a lesbian affair with me. Sober me is ok with that.
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