Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Next time I feel awkward in a situation I'm going to just yell "free bird!!!!" Like some redneck at lynyrd skynyrd show
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
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