"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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