fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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