I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
hey remember that mom you brought home from the bar last month... she is currently driving me back to her place. turning my phone off now.
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
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