Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
The gym is handing out free condoms this week, motivation to work out this week?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
Perfect. Let's do that. I'm thinking everclear and green dye as our base. We shud start from there
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
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