You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
i just used burnetts to get spraypaint off the floor of my dorm lobby
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Friend as in 'I used to have sex with her' or friend as in 'I still want to have sex with her'?
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
I had more orgasms than hours of sleep this weekend. I’m going to keep him around a while
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