Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
guys don't fucking realize that the only place girl like their faces jizzed on is in PORN, and that "squirting" is piss. JUST FUCKING PISS.
Haha, bad night?
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I think I just shit out all my problems.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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