I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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