Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
40s are totally the cure
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
Randomize
